Gregs Doing I.T.

That’s right, its that time of the year again.  The big Holiday Season.  Thanksgiving, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, Christmas and New Years.  This is the busiest time of the year for families.  Go here, go there, visit this person, visit that person.    As some of you know I am not much of a visiting person.  I prefer the phone or chatting on the computer more than going out to visit.  I mean come on if we go out I have to put pants on.  I hate doing that!  Now if I could go “Sans-Pants” then I might think about it.  But I doubt if that will happen.   The stores look at you weird and then they have to talk to you.  This whole “Sir, you can be in here without pants on” is bull shit.  BULL SHIT I SAY!   That is why I don’t really go to the Christmas parties for work because of the whole must wear pants deal.  But enough about me lets get down to what is really the big issue of the season.

That is right over this stupid red cup.  People are all going “OMG the red cup does not say Merry <Insert your Holiday here>”.  Or “OMG it is not holiday realated”.  Here is what I say.  Shut the hell up and drink your coffee!  If you do not like the cup then go the hell somewhere else.  DO you know what that means to me?  That’s right less of a line in front of me at Starbucks!  So please to all those whiny little bitchs and hipster kids out there quit your bitching, get a haircut, put on some nice clothes that cover your ass and does not give you moose knuckle and let me enjoy my coffee in peace.

Ok I know this is a little long winded for me but hey I get this way sometimes.  So in closing all I have to say is “Up with Cups and Down with Pants!”